They say we haven't enough snow

They say we haven't enough snow this winter. They say the snow pack is nowhere near what it is supposed to be. I wish "they' would look at this pile at the end of our driveway.



I wish 'they' would look at the yards on our street.



I wish 'they' would get snowplows with gates so the plows wouldn't dump snow in our driveway whenever they plow!

In the meantime, we finally got smart. You see, we need a larger snow blower. Larger snow blowers cost a lot of money! Then we thought, "Wait, the neighbors have a larger snow blower. The neighbors have a 4 wheeler with a blade on it. The neighbors have a business removing snow for a reasonable cost. With the money we'd pay for a larger snow blower, we can pay our neighbors to clear our snow for many years to come!"