"A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair." Steve Martin
“What’s outside my head and what’s inside my head aren’t worth
mentioning. What’s worth mentioning is what’s on my head – my hair.
Whatever happens, I’ll still be as fashionably coiffed as I was before
the war broke out and I got dementia.”
Evergreens Are Prudish